29 5 / 2012
[Tell me she isn’t going to regale me with stories of her son’s soccer trophies.]
My name is Alita Tiala… I don’t do anything nearly as important, but I do try…
Try what? Don’t sell yourself short, lady. Every honest job is important!
Ah, yes…
[Honest job, ha hahahah ahaha. Next she’ll tell me she’s a detective or a lawyer, too.]
Well, I…
[… oh hell, what was my story? I don’t even remember. A month and I don’t remember is this a sign of aging]
I’m … between jobs, at the moment. But I was a nurse, once.
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29 5 / 2012
might-as-well-laugh replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
Hello?Good afternoon… I don’t believe I properly know you.
Neither do I. Good afternoon to you! Name’s Jowd, stay-at-home mom by trade.
[Tell me she isn’t going to regale me with stories of her son’s soccer trophies.]
My name is Alita Tiala… I don’t do anything nearly as important, but I do try…
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29 5 / 2012
mistytpednaem replied to your post: mistytpednaem replied to your post: I haven’t lost…
People could never leave you. 8T
Heehee, what flattery… aren’t you sweet.
[So what’s the catch what’s the deal I’m not going to go down on you just because you’ve given me a couple compliments.]
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29 5 / 2012
might-as-well-laugh replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
Hello?
Good afternoon… I don’t believe I properly know you.
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29 5 / 2012
mistytpednaem replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
I am here, but we’ve never talked much!
Oh, good! I was frightened for a moment, there…
[LITERALLY ANYONE IS BETTER THAN LARRY BUTZ]
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29 5 / 2012
Oh no… has it really been over a month since I last logged in? I’m so sorry, dear followers…
[But the break from your petty-ass bullcrap was totally worth it.]
Hiya, Miss Alita!
Oh, I spoke too soon — hello, there.
[okay yeah this is like the opposite of the type of person I wanted to acknowledge my existence jesus k. riced he’s still like some sort of horrible nightmarish hallucination.]
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29 5 / 2012
Oh no… has it really been over a month since I last logged in? I’m so sorry, dear followers…
[But the break from your petty-ass bullcrap was totally worth it.]
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15 4 / 2012
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15 4 / 2012
HOT AND DANGEROUS
IF YOU’RE ONE OF US, THEN ROLL WITH US
CAUSE WE MAKE THE GANGSTERS FALL IN LOVE
WHEN WE GOT OUR HIGH HEELS ON AND UP
AND YES, OF COURSE WE DOES
WE RUNNIN THIS TOWN JUST LIKE A CLUB
AND NO, YOU DON’T WANNA MESS WITH US
GOT FEATHERS ON MY NECKLACE-ACE-ACE
GOT THAT GLITTER ON MY EYES
SCARF ALL HANGIN DOWN THE SIDE
LOOKIN SWEET AND SEXYFIED
SO LET’S GO OH OH LET’S GO
TONIGHT WE’RE GOIN HARD HARD HA-A-A-ARD
JUST LIKE THE WORLD IS OURS OURS O-O-O-OURS
WE’RE TEARIN IT APART PART PA-A-A-ART
YOU KNOW WE’RE SUPERSTARS
WE ARE WHO WE ARE
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