30 5 / 2012
[Alita screams at the top of her lungs, throws up her hands, shouts, ‘Nope, I’m done, I am goddamn out of here,’ and stomps right off the face of the planet goddamn Earth, all the while ranting about ‘everyone’s a goddamn detective these days I swear we have more detectives and lawyers and cops and shit than we do criminals for them to chase after what the hell is this law-enforcing circlejerk for anyway can’t a girl just get some damn PEACE.’
Except of course she actually doesn’t because she can’t. God damn everything.
Instead she seethes quietly and focuses on how impossibly stupid this lady’s hair is and says,] Used to be? If you were top of your division… oh, dear, no, it’s not my place.
[Screw detectives and their terrible fashion sense.]
Please, do go on!
We used to collect jokes and fake gossip about ourselves, my friend and I. At the end of every other month, the one who managed to catch wind of more won a dinner. I can’t wait to know how this one ends!
No, it’s just…
if you were such a good detective, why aren’t you one now?
[Did they kick you out for having bad hair. I’d join a place like that.]
30 5 / 2012
[Is that.]
[Is that Wocky Kitaki I see.
He better hope for the sake of his tacky satin jacket that I don’t run into him.]
30 5 / 2012
Ah, yes…
[Honest job, ha hahahah ahaha. Next she’ll tell me she’s a detective or a lawyer, too.]
Well, I…
[… oh hell, what was my story? I don’t even remember. A month and I don’t remember is this a sign of aging]
I’m … between jobs, at the moment. But I was a nurse, once.
Keep on searching and I’m sure you’ll be back to your career in no time!
Hopefully. Kinda. Current economy aside. But it’s what she’s expected to say, isn’t it?
I used to be a detective. Top of my division!
[Alita screams at the top of her lungs, throws up her hands, shouts, ‘Nope, I’m done, I am goddamn out of here,’ and stomps right off the face of the planet goddamn Earth, all the while ranting about ‘everyone’s a goddamn detective these days I swear we have more detectives and lawyers and cops and shit than we do criminals for them to chase after what the hell is this law-enforcing circlejerk for anyway can’t a girl just get some damn PEACE.’
Except of course she actually doesn’t because she can’t. God damn everything.
Instead she seethes quietly and focuses on how impossibly stupid this lady’s hair is and says,] Used to be? If you were top of your division… oh, dear, no, it’s not my place.
[Screw detectives and their terrible fashion sense.]
29 5 / 2012
[Tell me she isn’t going to regale me with stories of her son’s soccer trophies.]
My name is Alita Tiala… I don’t do anything nearly as important, but I do try…
Try what? Don’t sell yourself short, lady. Every honest job is important!
Ah, yes…
[Honest job, ha hahahah ahaha. Next she’ll tell me she’s a detective or a lawyer, too.]
Well, I…
[… oh hell, what was my story? I don’t even remember. A month and I don’t remember is this a sign of aging]
I’m … between jobs, at the moment. But I was a nurse, once.
29 5 / 2012
might-as-well-laugh replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
Hello?Good afternoon… I don’t believe I properly know you.
Neither do I. Good afternoon to you! Name’s Jowd, stay-at-home mom by trade.
[Tell me she isn’t going to regale me with stories of her son’s soccer trophies.]
My name is Alita Tiala… I don’t do anything nearly as important, but I do try…
29 5 / 2012
mistytpednaem replied to your post: mistytpednaem replied to your post: I haven’t lost…
People could never leave you. 8T
Heehee, what flattery… aren’t you sweet.
[So what’s the catch what’s the deal I’m not going to go down on you just because you’ve given me a couple compliments.]
29 5 / 2012
might-as-well-laugh replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
Hello?
Good afternoon… I don’t believe I properly know you.
29 5 / 2012
mistytpednaem replied to your post: I haven’t lost you all, have I?
I am here, but we’ve never talked much!
Oh, good! I was frightened for a moment, there…
[LITERALLY ANYONE IS BETTER THAN LARRY BUTZ]
29 5 / 2012
Oh no… has it really been over a month since I last logged in? I’m so sorry, dear followers…
[But the break from your petty-ass bullcrap was totally worth it.]
Hiya, Miss Alita!
Oh, I spoke too soon — hello, there.
[okay yeah this is like the opposite of the type of person I wanted to acknowledge my existence jesus k. riced he’s still like some sort of horrible nightmarish hallucination.]
